shh don't speak

i'm in mourning

i dunno what to even say to that. i suppose this is the fast way of explaining that we're okay here but johnny's rightly pissed off and we're keeping jake's parents here because the reporters can't get close enough to be intimidating to ava or whatever. there aren't any blinds for the living room windows and the living room windows are huge so we're all staying out of there for now. there's been a helicopter overhead as well.

it's really bizarre. uncle patrick's going to make a statement later but i think we're rightly screwed either way at least for now. you'd think people wouldn't buy it because it's bloody ridiculous.

happy birthday yesterday jackhead

stfu

i am out of jellybeans

EXCUSE ME

i was going to talk about how i'm a blushing groom but WHOA NELLY!!!

annabelle, james, bessie and i are going to do daft bodies. it is going to be the best version you've ever seen. just wait for it to assault your senses

we'll try to be gentle but there are no guarantees

HELLO WE'RE IN MONACO

that automatically makes us

a. cooler than you
b. warmer than you
c. happier than you
d. busier than you
e. harder
f. better
g. faster
h. stronger
i. rich

THE ANSWER IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!! jack gave me these options. and something about blowjobs bye

OH HOW BLASÉ

YEAH BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO MONACO!!!!!!!!!!